My friend Laura recently joined the peace corps. Before she left for her two year expedition she mentioned to me that she would not have running water in her African village. I checked in with her the other day on the water situation and she said that in the winter she catches rain water and in the summer she hires a village child to fetch the water for her. Both, she says, are "really lazy ways of obtaining water." So now, as I draw my nightly bath (with a simple flick of my wrist), throw in my bath bomb, and light my vanilla-scented tea lights, I begin to think about the things I often complain about - out loud. My #firstworldproblems. Here are a few.
1) "Siri never understands me! Now I have to manually check the weather forecast!"
2) "Why do we even have top sheets? No one really needs them, they just end up at the foot of the bed."
3) "My DVR is so finicky. It randomly decides what it wants to record."
4) "We ordered that pizza like 45 minutes ago. I'm gonna rip them apart on Yelp."
5) "Netflix is being so slow today, what is wrong?"
6) "Our water is too hot! And if you move the nob like a millimeter it goes immediately to icy cold."
7) "Ugh, I can't find my Starbucks gift cards!"
8) "The fresh linen scent is too harsh for me. I much prefer apple spice and delight." Sidenote: I threw away the can of fresh linen. It wasn't empty.
9) "Is it just me or is our Keurig brewing really weak coffee?"
10) "Ugh, I hate when steak is served with a sweet demi-glace. I much prefer it savory."
Moral of the story? We should all probably enjoy our comfy corners a little more and complain a little less. After all, you could be in an African village with no running water - like Laura. Stay comfy ya'll!
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