The Comfy Corner

Hello Comfy Cornerers! After several turns of the cauldron, we have come up with our own story to relate.

Once upon a time, there was an evil witch (*sharp intake of breath*) who was hiding in a scary castle far, far away. "Meerh! I'm a witch and I'm scary," said the scary witch. "No one wants to come visit me because I'm ugly and have a green nose. Meerh!" Little did she know, a prince was gallavanting heroically by. "Meerh!" said the prince, "I'm beautiful and everyone wants to be with me. Let's explore that castle with the ugly, crying witch in the window."

He entered the portal. Candles lit the walls. Glimmering. Hallways extended in every direction. In the distance, he heard sweet music playing, and proceeded towards it, tantalized by the dulcet tones of the violin and cello. He came upon a golden door adorned with diamonds and rubies. The door magically swept open to reveal a beautiful princess. Beguiled by her buxom, bountiful, bosom, he ambled towards her. At the touch of their lips, she transformed back into her hideous, witch-like self. The prince was horrified and bolted from the castle. Little did he realize that he, too, had become hideous. :< Only when he reached the neighboring village and stopped to chat with some of the locals was he made aware of his deformed, repulsive visage. He glanced in a storefront window, and the window shuddered. He gallavanted back toward the castle, enraged. "What have you done to me?!" he screamed at the witch. The witch smiled slyly and whispered, "I don't know what you mean." He gazed at his reflection in the mirror and was astonished to discover that his charming looks had returned. "Whenever you leave the confines of this castle, your good looks will vanish. Meerh!"

Thus, the prince was forced to live out his days, prisoner to the witch's spell.