I should preface this Comfy Corner list by saying that I came up with this idea on the bus and I was trying to jot it down in my blog journal (yeah, I keep a blog journal...SUE ME!) but I couldn't spell the word "restaurant" to save my life. I don't know what happened. I work in a restaurant, I've eaten at restaurants my whole life, but at that moment I simply couldn't figure it out. I wrote restarant, resteraunt, restaraunt...every variation. Such a struggle... in any event, this is what to expect from someone who works at a restareont.
1) They score the lemons at a party.
2) If a fast food place runs out of a certain soda they'll go up and say something like "you need to change the Pepsi."
3) They always tip well. At least 20%. 15% if the service is awful.
4) When company arrives, they always ask if they'd like something to drink.
5) When out to eat, they stack the plates and napkins so it's easier to bus.
6) When in large groups, they are experts at splitting checks and explaining it to the waiter.
7) They use a check presenter as their wallet (my friend Fro does this...very strange)
8) When they are trying to squeeze past you they say "behind" or "right behind you" in a cheery voice.
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