The Comfy Corner

For those presently unaware, I am working for the Harry Potter Exposition in Times Square as the sorting hat. NBD, really. Anywho, there is one question that I always ask all of my first year clients. That question is asked in a stunningly realistic British accent and the question is, "What is your favorite Hogwarts house?" Here are four of my favorite answers.

1) Hufflepuff - I just love everyone who says they like Hufflepuff. I wanna say, "Time to move out of your parent's basement!"

2) Zorendendon - One of the cutest kids I've ever sorted came in and said, in the cutest little voice I've ever heard, that his favorite house was zorendendon. I had no idea what he wanted so I made him a Gryffindor.

3) 1 or 3 - a cute little girl very sincerely told me her favorite house was either 1 or 3. I don't know what kind of number system she had worked out in her head so I made her a Ravenclaw.

4) Well, I suppose I'm a Goofendorf - This was the response given to me by the funniest Texan woman I've ever met. She followed it up by screaming, "IS THAT THING CLEAN?!?" when I put the hat on her.

Stay comfy y'all.