The Comfy Corner

So I was perusing my news feed recently and I noticed a comment (that somehow ended up on my top news) from one friend to another that said simply "I wanna Skype you ;)" The responding comment was simply "buttskype." This got my brain juices a-flowin' and I started to think about how absurdly sexual technology has become! I mean, think about it for a moment: poking on Facebook, sexting - I mean, even the word Twitter sounds very sexual (in my opinion, it's a very short leap from the word "Twitter" to the word "cliterus.") And don't get me started on the word "YouTube"! I mean, before all of this technology nonsense, if you were sending "direct messages" to someone, then you were probably in a bar groping him (or her). Now, if you send a "direct message" then you simply wanted to just send them a message without broadcasting it to the world wide web. And take a moment to consider emoticons. They can totally take a simple texting convo or IM to the next level - "I'm so happy we saw each other tonight ;)"

I believe we have officially reached "futuristic flirting" or as I am going to officially term it (you heard it first here on the Comfy Corner, folks) "sexnology." Well, actually, I just Googled the term, and it's on Urban Dictionary, so I suppose there are officially no new ideas in this world. Ah, well. Stay comfy, cornerers.