The Comfy Corner

Me: I'd like to unpack your bags...

Beth: be my guest! ;)

Me: oh baby. I didn't know your luggage would be so quick to arrive.

Beth: oh no, you're wrong, i'm never quick

Me: oh, am I gonna have to file a missing baggage report and have you mailed to me?

Beth: that might be best... even though it's not the speediest delivery, it's always the best quality

Me: alright. wow...I should stop. Your half of the metaphor is much sexier than mine.I was gonna be like "gah, I knew I should've either split you into two bags or just taken some weight off of you and brought you as carry-on"