My brain is quite often on "space cadet mode." Here are a few things I do when I'm in this state. I'm sure many of you can relate (or, at least, I hope many of you can relate).
1. I put the remote in the refrigerator.
2. I bike or drive past the road I was supposed to turn onto (multiple times, usually).
3. I lose everything. I lose my pen/scissors/tape a million times while I'm trying to complete a project. I lose sunglasses, water bottles, and my keys constantly. I've lost my shoes. I've gone through 6 iPods and about 8 digital cameras (I'll stop there. This could be a whole new list.).
4. I take a tray of drinks into the bathroom at work (mentioned this in another post, but still funny).
5. I put balsamic vinegar in my fried rice instead of soy sauce OR I pour balsamic vinegar on my pancakes instead of syrup (the latter was a much worse experience).
6. I lock myself out of my apartment.
7. I try to pay for stuff with my student ID.
8. Sometimes, and don't judge too harshly on this one, I go into the bathroom to just pee or poo but I end up taking off all of my clothes. Once naked, I then have a moment of confusion and decide to either put my clothes back on or go ahead and take a shower (we've all done that, though, right?) I've even taken my shirt off in a public restroom only to have a moment of confusion and put it back on.
7/05/2010
I'm Not as Put Together As I Pretend to Be
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4 comments:
I would say that numbers 1 thru 7 can actually be normal happenings. But number 8...hmm...that one might be just a tad bit crazy! lol
haha i love this.
I think you and E-Struggssss should combine blogs haha... you seem to have a lot in common! lol
Yeah, Elise is more of an outward strugg than me, though (I'm a closet strugg). This was definitely a tribute to E-Struggs. N-struggs, just not as cool.
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