My brain is quite often on "space cadet mode." Here are a few things I do when I'm in this state. I'm sure many of you can relate (or, at least, I hope many of you can relate).

1. I put the remote in the refrigerator.

2. I bike or drive past the road I was supposed to turn onto (multiple times, usually).

3. I lose everything. I lose my pen/scissors/tape a million times while I'm trying to complete a project. I lose sunglasses, water bottles, and my keys constantly. I've lost my shoes. I've gone through 6 iPods and about 8 digital cameras (I'll stop there. This could be a whole new list.).

4. I take a tray of drinks into the bathroom at work (mentioned this in another post, but still funny).

5. I put balsamic vinegar in my fried rice instead of soy sauce OR I pour balsamic vinegar on my pancakes instead of syrup (the latter was a much worse experience).

6. I lock myself out of my apartment.

7. I try to pay for stuff with my student ID.

8. Sometimes, and don't judge too harshly on this one, I go into the bathroom to just pee or poo but I end up taking off all of my clothes. Once naked, I then have a moment of confusion and decide to either put my clothes back on or go ahead and take a shower (we've all done that, though, right?) I've even taken my shirt off in a public restroom only to have a moment of confusion and put it back on.

4 comments:

Matthew Swingle said...

I would say that numbers 1 thru 7 can actually be normal happenings. But number 8...hmm...that one might be just a tad bit crazy! lol

Elise said...

haha i love this.

Cassidy Quinn said...

I think you and E-Struggssss should combine blogs haha... you seem to have a lot in common! lol

Unknown said...

Yeah, Elise is more of an outward strugg than me, though (I'm a closet strugg). This was definitely a tribute to E-Struggs. N-struggs, just not as cool.

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