The Comfy Corner

1. When I'm yelling and I mess up what I'm saying (I'm actually a proud member of the Facebook page :))

2. When I wanna put an emoticon in a parenthetical statement and it comes out really awkward (as shown above :() Yikes, even worse.

3. When I do something funny but only one person sees it or hears it and they insist that I do it again for everyone else and then after a whole minute of "No, it was a one time thing. I don't wanna. Now, everyone's looking." I finally do it and they're like, "No, that wasn't it." and then I feel like an asshole.

4. When I have to frantically flip through all of my windows and tabs to find out where the music is coming from.

5. When my brain gets overloaded and I do stupid stuff like carry a tray of drinks into the men's bathroom (only did that once, btw.)

6. When I wanna stalk someone on FB but we have no mutual friends and I have no reason to friend them.

7. When people remember my name but I don't remember theirs

8. When people tag me in photos when I'm in the background alone. Or worse, if I'm looking in on the action longingly.

9. When people stop texting in the middle of a convo.

10. The fact that sarcasm is not easily conveyed in text messages. Thanks god for emoticons.