The Comfy Corner

So I have a disability. My brain is completely unable to filter really corny jokes and they come out of my mouth before I can even have a chance to stop them. Many people have informed me that my sense of humor is equivalent to that of a 40ish-year-old father. Here are some examples of late...

1. On my first day at the restaurant I was waiting on a table and two women ordered coffee. The first woman said "I'll have the decaf" and the second woman, chuckling, said "And I'll have the caff." I grinned smugly and said "So you'd like a baby cow?" And she stared back at me blankly and said "No, I'd like caffeinated coffee." I responded with a "Yes, ma'am."

2. On my way out the door today at work my friend Fro said "See you later!" and before my stupid brain could filter it I said "CPK ya later!"

3. At Uno's last night, Chris ordered a Long Island Iced Tea-esque drink and the waiter said "I'm gonna have to see some ID" and I responded "I'm gonna have to see some ICED TEA!"

I really need to learn how to think before I speak.