The Comfy Corner

So, for all of my rabid fans out there, I have decided to create this post to contrast "Things I Hate" which is currently the most viewed post on my blog! Hopefully this one will jump right up there with it, because we need more love in this world than hate, right?

1) Lists - Clearly. If it weren't for lists I would feel as if my entire world was a random floating mess of tasks and items. I'd feel like the Earth felt during Pangaea. Lists are clean, easy to grasp, they can be long or short, and they can cover a variety of subjects (Is he still talking about lists? hehe.)

2) Quarters- When it comes to obtaining quarters I am a lot like the hooker/homeless woman on the street that makes up stories about her kids being in the hospital and not having enough change for the bus. I adore quarters because when I have an abundance of quarters I can do laundry, and when I do laundry I have fresh smelling clothes, and when I have fresh smelling clothes I have more friends, and when I have more friends I'm more successful in life. So when I have more quarters, I'm more successful in life.

3) Meters With Time Left- It's like landing on the free parking space in Monopoly and getting all the money in the pot. Couldn't be a better feeling.

4) Getting Notifications After I Put Up Photos or Controversial Statuses- I feel as though I'm sparking a mini-drama of my own and it makes me feel more popular (not that I could be more popular than I already am. Girl-honey, please).

5) Long Email Chains- This is kind of a sick fascination. I suppose it goes hand in hand with lists in a way because I love how Gmail organizes email chains. It is so neat and organized! I love things that make me feel like my life is a little less hectic. This is one of those things.

6) Organized Notebooks - Again, it's the little things in life that bring me great joy. I like to know where things are, which is ironic because I'm always losing things.

7) Healthy Snack Options at Parties - I generally go to parties expecting to throw caution to the wind and completely destroy my body for the evening. So when I get to a party and see a nice fruit bowl or veggie platter my heart feels a little happier (I still get wasted and feel like poop the next day, but at least I'm looking great).

8) Making Playlists - This activity combines my two greatest loves in life: lists and music. How can one go wrong? I love figuring out cool combinations of tunes to suit the mood just right. Is it a chill mix? A party mix? A long drive? A bubble bath? A dinner party? So many things to consider! It's absolutely F-U-N.

9) Giving Directions - A lot of tourists roll through my restaurant so I find myself giving directions all the time and I love it. It makes me feel smart, knowledgeable, and helpful. The only problem is that I love giving directions so much that I hate when I don't know where something is. My solution? I make it up! I say something like "Yeah, just keep heading down this street and you'll run right into it." And in my mind I'm saying "I don't have a fucking clue where that is."

10) Getting Out of a Hot Shower in the Summer - O...M...G... if I could bottle up this feeling and sell it on Ebay, I would make more money than the Jesus toast. I absolutely love this. It is orgasmically refreshing, especially if there is a fan involved. I sometimes just stand naked in front of my fan and air dry so I can capitalize on this feeling. The downside? This is exactly the opposite in the wintertime. So this is a seasonal love (perhaps I should create a whole new post entitled "Seasons of Love." Yeah, I'll do that - and then I'll go gag myself.)

11) Chris Holownia - Cause he's awesome.