The Comfy Corner

The awful, devil table I wrote about in Dear Table 27 returned last night (only this time, they insisted on sitting at table 25, the largest booth in the restaurant typically reserved for parties of 6 or 8 but they were a party of 4, but they were all so fat, they could have been 8...so I guess that's okay). This is how it went down:

1) They ate two entire loaves of bread and butter (we typically give each guest 1 slice)
2) They polished off their avocado egg rolls in the time it took me to refill one of their drinks
3) They informed me that they were still hungry after the three pizzas they ate and that they weren't as big as I made them think it would be (I told them the exact number of inches each pizza would be, we are a corporation, we measure our pizzas to a tee...bitch)
4) All the women (even the little girl) were so fat that their boobs were on the table.
5) They then ordered a pasta
6) They then ordered a brownie sundae
7) They then asked for more bread and refills
8) They then informed me that they felt rushed, they thought that the girl should have gotten her drink for free because she was a "kid" (That's a stretch, she is a BIG kid. AND she had THREE REFILLS of her adult size drink. That's cause to charge you for an adult drink), and that I deceived them into making them think the pizzas were bigger, so they wanted it all comped.

Here is what I did. She handed me a twenty (the bill was 66) and said to take that off and see where the bill was then. I looked at the bill and said "It'll be 46." She said, "Well, we felt rushed. People should be able to stay in a restaurant at least an hour after close and not feel rushed." (they were there an hour after close). "So why don't you see if you're feeling nice and do something about the bill." I said "fine" and I threw the bill on the ground, printed out a receipt for 46 dollars, handed it to her and said "this is how much you owe. Have a great night."

They were short 10 dollars on the bill. They almost made cry, I was actually fuming. The manager informed me that they were no longer welcome in the restaurant. Why are there people like this in the world?! It is so horrible that anyone would go out there and just make some poor waiter's life absolutely miserable just because you are a cheap bastard. If you can't afford the food DON'T EAT HERE!!! ARGH, she is such a heinous, severely overweight BITCH. If you are reading this, never return. If you do, I will personally tell you to leave immediately, hand you your receipt from last night and threaten to call the police.

Ya'll have a nice day